A Walk In The Dark

virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

jesuschristvevo:

really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

nippled:

annoying online and irl

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

neptunain:

i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

my tumblr relationships
me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
me: also what is your name